I Want to Brag about Conquests

I am a woman, but I want to brag to my male friends about my conquests as if I were a man. I want to buy cigars, sit with my legs wide open, and talk about men as sex objects. I want to slap their asses and tell them what hot pieces they are. I want to fuck them and dump them. I want to use them for their money. I want to call them my bitches. I want to be their best friend and tease the fuck out of them then surprise them by introducing them to my two new hot boyfriends. I want to make them jealous. I want them to beg for mercy, but ultimately, I want to fuck the shit out of them.

I love men like fine wine. Men are delicious. Men are sexy. Men are just as beautiful as women. Men are so yummy. Where my guys at?